Audio: Reading of Liz's email

...de-LIZ-cious!

But I only get called then when I am in trouble by my Dad! I have been called everything from Liz-bian (hilarious)to Lizzy-tish (cute) and I have never complained because DUH, that's when they know they have you. Elizabeth needs to lighten up. Now she has offended ME, sniff, since she hates the name Liz so much!

If this is ever made into a full length movie I think Melissa Rivers (or Joan too) would make a wonderful "Lizz"

"Liz" Taylor...it's a "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" type role wherein "Richard Burton and his rancorous wife Elizabeth Taylor, who racked up a Best Actress Oscar, turn an evening of cocktails into an unrelenting onslaught of wrenching disclosures and bellowed epithets."

That, in my opinion, is the funniest bit to date in your illustrious career.

is far superior to television. that was awesome. I laughed the whole way through. This Liz bee-otch is a psychopath.

If this had been me I would have sent a final email when all was said and done that said, "Hey Lizzy, I just wanted to drop you a note to say thanks for all you did to help make the meeting happen. Best, XXX"

Or, in this case, Posion Ivy. Skunk cabbage, or the smell of Broccoli cooking! What a Moron.

Well done, Dori and Stefanie! I actually disagree with the folks saying there should be a female cast as the role of Liz. All Dori needs is a wig and some makeup and I think we'd be able to take this bit to SNL